Only time i was arrested….. click to read.

Have you ever unintentionally broken the law?

The only time I was NTENTIONALLY arrested. This was by choice. Plus I really wanted to remove the handcuffs while seated in the patrol car. The cuffs were behind my back. That didn’t stop me. How I did it is at the bottom.

The best part was just sitting there pretending I was still properly handcuffed. Once at the destination (station) I acted like the cuffs were still there. 🤭 I was sitting all proper with hands at my back, Handcuffs were off and in my hands. My gig was up so I stood there and slowly took them from behind asking. as I dangled the handcuffs in front of me while laughing.at the cop;

“oh did you want these?” 🤣I thought it was hysterical. Crossed it off my bucket list. BUT my ex was a want to be cop and had handcuffs, I had experience with lots of practice?

Maybe the real principle is the fact I am double jointed? Cop never expected it, but rather than laugh he added resisting to my “bitch” charges. All were dismissed. For a few years I was giving “how to take your handcuffs off” lessons. It’s easy to take the cuff off….Bring your arms down the back of your legs. Get your arms over your feet. Then bring them up the front of your legs to your waist. Next part is easy if you are a true double joint person. Squeeze all of your wrist bones together with 1 hand, all while moving the handcuffs over your wrists. You might need to yank the cuffs. It is hard to do but keep wiggling. You got it. Tell em I sent you? ☺️