DEAR FLORIDA MA’AM

We have all heard of the term “Florida man arrested for doing X? Usually it is something stupid, or GOD forbid sexual in nature, or something done when obscenely drunk. This is another one to add to the BOOK of STUPID FLORIDA MAN TRICKS. Let’s just assume this is a Florida MA’AM. As you will see they have an issue with constipation. They just do not give a shit literally and figuratively. Buying constipation helpers while using stolen money is wrong.

I’d like to start by saying if you live in Florida, please don’t take this personally however there is a running gag over stupid things. Don’t take it personally. OK I have a reason for stating it is Florida Ma’am. However, this could easily be a Florida man as well.

The proof of someone in Florida using my CVS pharmacy Extra Care card is irrefutable. Here are a few reciepts. I have them sent by email. No the thing you need to know is all of these purchases were made in Florida. I live in Massachusetts. I believe the problem is in CVS’s data system. They’ve got a breach but they’re not willing to acknowledge it.

Being a member allows me to get free delivery of prescriptions as well as CVS goods. It also gives back a $10 bonus to use in the store. This is what the FLORIDA MA’AM is going after. They were able to use it 3 times…. This month I made certain to use it myself the day issued. I usually leave it sitting until I find something that I need is on sale. I can’t do that anymore because that person has gone in twice since since the bonus was issued hoping to score…..but it’s gone.

I have contacted CVS with every time I’ve gotten a receipt from a purchase in Florida CVS.

In this receipt it shows they used my $10 because they were able to use $16 accrued on my card. CVS also gives bonuses too. The purchase was made by the FLORIDA MA’AM. However, if you notice what they purchased clearly shows, they are constipated. You’ll notice a trend in the other receipts too. So now we might refer to this person as the Florida ma’am, who doesn’t give a shit.

This is the first purchase of Florida ma’am, who doesn’t give a shit made after I changed both card number and phone number. It was also made around the date when my $10 bonus bucks would be issued.

I’m guessing the Florida ma’am who doesn’t give a shit decided to try one more time to grab my $10 extra bucks reward.

So at this point, I am not finding this funny because I don’t want to have to run to CVS and make a purchase because I want to use my $10. I want to make it a smarter purchase of some thing that’s on sale or maybe I’ll have a coupon that gives me 20% off. It’s aggravating to think that I did all the appropriate steps as recommended by CVS, but they cannot fix their theft problem. If there was another pharmacy available, I would use them, but every other pharmacy has closed and CVS is all we have. 

Is Florida truly this messed up? I’m sorry to everyone else who lives there and don’t do anything wrong…… but now you’re being grouped into the irresponsible group of CVS bonus bucks thieves.

Please Stop? every single receipt shows they have purchased medication over-the-counter for constipation. If I were to go down to search for the thief, I’ll just watch somebody walking funny and carrying the donut purchased on my dime. It’s on the 1st reciept.