PLEASE PASS THE DYSON?

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Knew he was using the Dyson air dryer. How? I just toss it up there without any organization. As long as it stays, not falling, it’s a win. Yet it’s been neat….too neatly placed with the cord kind of wrapped just like so. Neatly? It’s long and unsightly kind of. What $700 air wrap hair rewind, curl maker, designer hair dryer can be forced into neatness? Not this one. But he tried anyway because his $25 Target drying machine stopped working at the 2 year mark as does every other hair dryer that he buys. Last time I had just purchased the lockness monster. He was floored at the cost. Can’t say I blame him.

BUT I said “how can you complain until you have tried it?“

His reply “what if I drop it and break it…”

“Do not make excuses, besides, I explained I kind of want the pink one to match the hair dryer. Then again they just came out with the Airwrap CoAndo2X!!!! I’m not sure what it does but it comes in the color I really want!!! Jasper plum. Right? That is the best way to get him on board with new air dryer for me and the leftover for him. I mean yeah win-win?

Just pretend i don’t notice he is using the hairdryer, even replacing the brush he uses with the one I use….. allowing things to return to normal by pretending nothing has changed? That’s how life is lately? The big and the small just flies over our heads. Let it all go because there is no time to dwell on anything he does. Nothing matters anymore really?

Yup that’s what we will do. Life goes on. I’ll dream about buying expensive stuff and he will talk me out of it?

The end of the beginning of the beginning of the middle? yup

We smile and pretend nothing has changed. Nothing at all. 🥸😏😎