What’s your favorite recipe?
Copying this in any form is prohibited.
SMUCK PIE is definitely not a tasty pie. Not at all! It’s gross because it has non-edible pieces of cardboard, beadboard and even boredboard. Just remember SMUCK pie is only made when it’s time to put someone in the place where they belong. Liars get a SMUCK pie one caught. The better the lie the more cardboard in the pie. If it’s truly an epic lie which can be seen through even before it’s told the pie gets nails added to rest of the ingredients. Not just any old nails…. Although old nails would be rusty and maybe cause digestive distress…. Maybe that should be an option? Hmmmmm
The pie I am mixing right now has roofing nails holding the crust down. If they are not in place and holding the pie together it could explode. I might have added a little too much TNT 🧨 along with some ex lax. There is nothing as good as a big explosion before the bigger explosion? I suppose if the TNT works it’s magic before the ex lax then well take cover if you happen to be in the same room as the intended pie eater. Maybe you should dress appropriately by wearing a full body plastic bag with duct tape covering all your orifices? That’s it. Protect yourself from a liar who obviously isn’t really good at it.
Just look at it this way….. our Mama taught us the very same lessons in life. She obviously taught each chapter of each lesson differently. I was taught to cower down and cry. The other was told they are the best at being the best. However both Daddy and Mama are gone now. They have nobody to pick up their pieces, especially after they eat the entire SMUCK Pie without sharing it. All the rust nails along with the potion of TNT AND EX LAX will do things other than plunging them out. It will also travel to the brain and give a great smack to the SMUCK. In addition to this they will be crying for our Mommy to help bail him out of SMUCK PRISON. That’s another blog post completely. Stay tuned for that one. If it works and they are able to remove all the nails? Nah there has to be at least 1000…each sharpened by hand precisely at a wicked sharp point. Not enough sharp to exit the body but enough sharp to give a little jiggle for a good giggle.
Naturally please assume this entire post was written with tough in cheek while chewing on a nail. I also had to search for the definition of what a SMUCK really is…
“Smuck,” a common misspelling of the Yiddish-derived word “schmuck,” refers to a stupid, foolish, or contemptible person, similar to a jerk or an idiot. While in American English it’s used informally as a mild insult.
There you go. Remember never eat a pie when the crust has visible rusted roofing nails and if the contents are foaming green and have a slight odor BEWARE. It’s Sunday night and I have a good days worth of work to complete tomorrow. Nightly night!
This is only written as a joke. Allegedly. Humor-intended but when you are a real SMUCK this entire blog will fly right over the head of the intended recipient. SO if it went right over YOUR head and you are not the recipient you probably need help right about now? GET OUT AND GET HELP because you are clogging the intentionally directed person who can’t read or write because his mommy denied and never taught him how to do either. Counting is done on fingers. (
All puns and truths are non intentional and of coarse that are also alleged, allegedly and boom you guessed it correctly…. If it isn’t going boom tomorrow then it will cause major intestinal distress and then it goes BOOM.🤯
💃BOOK of BRENDA🌹💋💄👠