What is your favorite holiday? Why is it your favorite?
My favorite holiday is FRIDAY. Today is a FRIDAY. Right? I like me some Good Friday. wait but not exactly that Good Friday. But because it’s Friday I like it but not exactly because of any Good Friday but because of a better Friday? Understood? In reality tomorrow is another FRIDAY……Even a Saturday is great FRIDAY too!! YES!!!
Keep reading because I definitely have a reason for liking all these FRIDAYS. Yup. Why not? Why so many? Why do all these FRIDAYS happen so close to each other??? The answer is fairly within reason……. Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday and Friday. See every day can be a friday too but only if you want it to be Friday too. Got it? See you are definitely understanding my logic here of dah-dump-dump-dahhhh. It’s a Friday for everyone!! Free Friday to those who choose to understand to logic of the Friday day of the week….. yup. Let’s go forWARD? If you should fall behind don’t worry I promise to stop and pick you up until you can ketchup or catch up again. OR until Debbie’s Nurse gives her words of disbelief. Then you must follow her rules or just drop out because ummm she will stop everything because you are officially a troublemaker. If that happens……. NO.You just don’t want it to happened. Why? Well then she starts taking all the parking. On the next Friday-Friday she will have her special signage get put in the road stating!
PLEASE NOTE WE HAVE A SUPER SPECIAL PARKING PARTY TONIGHT AND EVERY FRIDAY EVENING HENCEFORTH FOR EVERY FRIDAY FOLLOWING EVERY OTHER FRIDAY AND FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY.
“Please follow and obey the new Friday parking rules as following -Parking Permitted only for the designated resident in the designated parking placard plus who just happens to also hold a “super special” designated special permit for special parking only spot.”
PLEASE SEND QUESTIONS TO YOU KNOW WHO CONTROLS the PARKING on this Street anyway? Yes Deborah can help you with this and all other questions because she knows everything about everything. Yes she does so don’t even think you might question her? No do not even think about it? Notta. Don’t do it.
So I am retired. So I’ve actually been retired for a few years. No big announcement there. BUT I stopped the newspaper delivery. Rarely do I scan my emails either. I haven’t any reason to so where would I go to find the day of the week? Why would I even need to use the day of the week? RIGHT? Every day is becoming just like the last day. Thus all the days feel the exact same?
Who here doesn’t like Friday? Friday is the end of the workweek? Friday was my payday. Friday was the one day we could count on the neighbors to have a house party? Given it was on a Friday, so after getting through the grind of the workweek we could easily just put head to pillow and boom didn’t matter how many times the neighbor was playing the same old song by Pink Floyd I was out light a light. He could turn it up and nope I didn’t hear a thing…..
Then the next day was just another Friday / Saturday…..so it just worked out wonderfully? Friday and I’m in love. Again.
Whatever?
Even now that Friday is Saturday and Monday is Friday but can even Monday still be a Friday too? I mean yes please? I love me a good old fashion Friday on a Saturday and Sunday too.
Still following this story? Thought so too?
Tuesday same-same? You get where I’m going? Then there are the weekends when it’s party time…. Yup you know….. Friday Saturday Sunday & Monday all the same days of the week. It’s party time for us old-steers who always fall asleep when Thelly tells us to. The dog knows her sleep?
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